These are both hilarious and scary. Dark humor, but also the best way we have seen to drive home the scary possibilities in our governments urge to spy on American Citizens. We urge you to try these out. Each pad contains about 25 checklists which all read: Sorry we missed you... While you were out, agent _(fill in the blank)__ stopped by on behalf of ... CIA, FBI, IRS, Dept of Homeland Security, etc. Basically this is an extensive checklist, which is really funny, and at the same time very scary. Measures 7½" X 4" Price: $3.95