God Wants To Know. Postcard. God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer to following questions. Hilarious!
1. How did you first find out about God? Newspaper. Television. Divine inspiration. Word of mouth. Other______.
2. Are you currently using any other sources of inspiration, security or guidance in addition to God? Please tick all that apply.
None. Tarot. Fortune cookies. Television. Bi0-rhythms. Insurance policies. Lottery. Self-help books. Sex. Alcohol. Horoscopes. Advice columns.
3. God employs a limited amount of Divine Intervention to keep a balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Would you prefer: (Circle one)
A. More divine intervention. B. Less Divine Intervention C. Current level of Divine Intervention just right. D. Don't know.
There is more. Written by B.C. Brown.